Monday, January 28, 2008
In Singapore, the majority of us live in
Highly Dangerous Buildings (HDB), And most people have already got used to
Paying and Paying(PAP).
Not only do you have to pay, you
Pay Until Bankrupt(PUB).
If that's not enough, somebody still
Purposely Wants to Dig(PWD)and get more from you.
So what more can you do when you are in the
Money Only Environment (MOE)?
With the current
Mad Accounting System(MAS), you are forced to
Pay the Sum Ahead(PSA),Which will leave some people
Permanently Owing Some Banks(POSB).
And forced to live on the
Loan Techniques Always(LTA) system.When you fall sick and happen to be admitted to a
Money Operating Hospital(MOH),
You might be able to use your
Cash Prior to Funeral(CPF)fund.
If you are out of luck, you may meet doctors who
Never Use Heart (NUH)to treat you, and you will be Sure to Give up Hope(SGH).
To help ease the traffic, motorists have to pay
Cash On Expressway(COE).
If that doesn't help, they can always
Eternally Raise Prices(ERP)on the roads.
If you don't own a car, you can always make a
Mad Rush to the Train (MRT),OR get squashed in a bus
Side By Side(SBS).
Lastly, under all these pressures, there are not many places we can relax, not even the good old place we used to go because it has become
So Expensive and Nothing TO See Actually (SENTOSA)!!!
Wednesday, January 23, 2008
YAY THANK YOU GUYS FOR THE BIRTHDAY SONG!!
I was really surprised.
Again.
You sang for me last year and you sang for the this year too. Neither time was I expecting it.
I miss 2m'o7. =(
Friday, January 04, 2008
So school has started!!!
*Groans*
Hope you guys like your new classes. This place is dead man. Seriously. BOOOOOOO.
But good kind me decided to post =D
I seem to have forgotten what I wanted to say. Again. ==" Stupid A Maths has been draining all my brain power. I shall talk about something else. Uhhh...
Oh! Today during Lit, Ms Bong was asking people to voluteer their names to her. Which of course, no one did. She gaves us this long long speech about the importance of names and greetings. After that still no one wanted to volunteer their names. So she decided to volunteer our names for us.
"Who here is born in the month of January?"
Aw crap!
So then Ariel and I raised up our hands. We were like the only 2 in class since Benovon wasn't in class. And we were sitting next to each other o.o
So we had to tell her our names and she interrogated us.
"Are you the oldest sibling in your family?"
We know Ariel isn't. But I am =X
She then proceeded to ask me this question.
"Do you find yourself a serious person?"
*Boom*
Mini explosion from the back.
Or rather, Chui.
And she influenced others to do the same.
Serious. Right. I am SO serious I have absolutely no life. *Nods*
She claims that the oldest siblings and those born in January tend to be more... uhhh what's that word...
mature.
Hohoho. I wonder if you're reading this Eva. xD